Well to every ying, there needs to be a yang... for every Batman there needs to be a Joker...for every East Hampton Patch there is a Hamptons Chatter and for every U2 there needs to be a Justin Bieber. In other words, you have to learn to take the good with the bad. So in response to the good stuff that we had out east last year, there were some less than stellar moments in the Hamptons. So starting with number 5 and going to number 1, I'm counting down the biggest mistakes in the Hamptons, 2011!
#5 The Empty Red Horse Market in East Hampton - What a waste to let a prime piece of Hamptons real estate sit for over a year totally vacant. It was last fall when Tutto Italiano shuttered its doors in this prime location only to leave shop owners in the center collecting cob webs on their registers. Well the only reason this isn't number one is
#4 The Carvel Drive Thru Window - Now, I love my soft serve and Cookie Puss Cakes as much as the next guy but I'm willing to park my Mercedees before I make a
#3 Rugosa - Ok, I checked in there once in 2010 and I was the "MAYOR" on Foursquare til the day they closed. Ok, so you're telling me I'm the only one who ate there!? I know, it looked like it. The food wasn't bad but the menu there was virtually impossible. While I don't know who owned Rugosa, I have to ask did they really think there was a big demand in the summer for "squab in plum sauce?" But even if you found something you could eat on the menu, while the food was actually pretty good the service was enough to make you beg for a scrap of bread or a "Hungry Man" tv dinner. So essentially 2011 was a mistake.
#2 LIPA's Hurricane Irene Recovery Plan - Ummmmm yeah, they'll be there to fix uh... the.. um.. what do you call it.. the uh...the power lines....ummmm... sometime between... ummmmmm... uh... later today and
#1 THE MTK Festival or Music to Know - Ok guys, first mistake was did you ever look into how much it costs to rent a house or hotel room in the Hamptons during August?! Second, where were all these sort of Woodstockers going to sleep... pitch a tent on some lawn on Gin Lane? Third, the people who actually like Vampire Weekend for example (although I do but I'm very cool for my age) are probably working at the restaurants