|If you booked it 20 minutes ago, you're A List!|
Question 1: It's a Saturday night in July and you have 2 house guests. There are 4 of you total and you all decide at the last minute to go out to dinner. Do you...
A) Not sweat it, there are like 5 restaurants you can call who will sneak you in!
B) Run over a few minutes early and hope they remember you and get you to the top of the list.
C) Go to the restaurant of choice and put your name on the list and wait.
D) Suggest the Princess Diner.
E) Burger bites to go from the Hess station in Wainscott.
Question 2: When it comes to getting a beach sticker, you....
A) Ask "what's a beach sticker? I just walk out my door! "
B) Get a new one and put it on your "beach car" next to the past 5 years of stickers!
C) Don't need one, we bike!
D) Convince everyone Mastic-Shirley is still the Hamptons and hop in the car!
|Yeah, Mariska is A list!|
Question 3: When discussing Hamptons Magazine or Dan's, you remind everyone...
A) "I've been on the cover." (or in the case of Dan's painted the cover)
B) "Been profiled and or been on the "list" more than once!"
C) you were once in party picture, because you "photo bombed Alec Baldwin."
D) you've "never been in Hamptons or Dan's" but you're a "regular in the Press police blotter."
Question 4: Location is everything and your home is ...
A) South of the Highway and super close to the beach.
B) Village/Village Fringe and definitely a good hood.
C) A 30 minute drive to town away from it all but really we don't mind.
D) Can't really say, they make us move the trailer every two weeks.
|A "C" list event!|
A) Inviting everyone to a fabulous benefit and I'm on the host committee.
B) Going to a fabulous benefit and my friend is on the host committee.
C) Hiding a bottle of booze, grabbing dinner from Citarella and heading to a beach.
D) Going to a dinner followed by Kareoke at my real estate agent's house.
E) I desperately remain at home, inventing lovers on the phone.
Question 6: How would you best describe the interior of your home?
A) I had a fabulous up and coming designer create a unique style.
B) I had a fabulous up and coming designer help me from DWR/Restoration Hardware.
C) I had a fabulous up and coming designer from Home Goods in Riverhead.
D) I had a fabulous up and coming designer help me who was institutionalized in '73.
E) I had my mother give me her old furniture.
Question 7: In the Hamptons being spotted with a celebrity is social gold! Would you say you hang with...
A) Madge, Jerry, J-Lo and we rotate hosting!
B) My friend who won a Emmy/Grammy or Tony back in the 80's/90's!
C) My friend who was a Real Housewife!
D) Khloe and Kourtney ... in fact, I found them their store location!
E) My friend who was a guest on Jerry Springer! But the kid wasn't his.
Question 8: When traveling to the East End in the summer do you...
B) Have your driver take the back roads on Thursdays and Tuesdays.
C) Take the Ambassador or Luxury Liner.
D) Take the NJ Transit Casino bus to AC with the $15 in free quarters.
Question 9: One institution in the Hamptons is Murph's Tavern in Sag Harbor. You ....
A) have been a few times with the nanny or tennis instructor so don't tell my spouse.
B) Remark, "That bar on 114, I went a few times."
C) Get your mail delivered there!
D) Sniff "Never, someone might see me!"
Question 10: A topic of conversation at dinner is ...
A) The difficulty in finding a good personal chef!
B) The difficulty in finding a good caterer!
C) The difficulty in finding good take out food!
D) The A****** on the "B" weekend who keeps stealing your booze out of the refrigerator!
So here's the key.... A answers are worth 10 points. B- 8 Points C- 7 Points D-6 points
E - minus one point and if none of the answers apply 7.5 points. Now grade yourself like you were back in High School! If you scored...
90-100 --YOU ARE "A" LIST!!! You are Hamptons Royalty and probably shouldn't be reading this blog. Trust me it's beneath you.
80-89-- You are definitely B-List. I scored an 80 so I made B-List by the hair of my chinny chin chin! So there you have it my friend had every right to dump me! I'm soooo not A-List!
70-79 You are on the C list but loving life and I want to hang with you!
69 and below Can I recommend Wildwood Crest or Seaside Heights?
FINAL SCORING: Minus 90 points if you took this quiz seriously you loser! Otherwise, let me know how you did! Post away!