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Thursday, October 9, 2014

SNEAK PEEK! The Hamptons Film Festival Kicks Off Tonight!

The Hamptons Film Festival kicks off tonight with what everyone is touting as Bill Murray's next Academy Award nomination, "St. Vincent."  The festival runs through the weekend and will bring a slew of A-list actors to town including Murray, Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Richard Gere and Laura Dern.   Recently, I sat down with the festival's creative director David Nugent to discuss what we can expect and why it's still not too late to get tickets! 





Meanwhile, if you're curious the trailer to "St. Vincent." 




Tuesday, September 30, 2014

The Chinese Democracy of Blog Posts... The Winners and Losers of Summer 2014!

Yes, sometimes it's worth the wait and other times it's the equivalent of "The Phantom Menace."     Its been a few weeks since I've sat in front of this computer and contemplated a new installment of Hamptons Chatter.   But that doesn't mean I haven't been thinking about this blog.     Some of the observations I've made over the past few weeks but weren't worthy of a full musing are being poured into this latest posting.   So, will it be worth it?   Of course because doesn't everyone love when someone else tells them if they're hip or hopeless?

Chef Eric Miller created a winner with Bay Kitchen!

New Restaurant:
Winner:  Bay Kitchen in East Hampton -  Bay Kitchen has it all;  a killer review in the NY Times under it's belt, a killer location and good service.

Loser:     Harlow in Sag Harbor - It had the location and the buzz but bad service and bad attitudes killed the fun quicker than your elderly grandmother's surprise visit during that last college toga party.   



Drink
Winner:  Channing Daughters, Wolffer and Bedell Rose wines -  A shortage of local rose wine says it all.  It was "THE" drink at benefits and bbq's this past summer.

Loser:    The BBC at Cyril's -  a temporary loss of a liquor license  not to mention that you
get a blood alcohol spike by just walking in the parking lot (you could lose that sobriety chip), led to a summer of despair for more than a few fans of Napeague's favorite haunt.  


Fitness:
Winner:   Studio 89 in Sag Harbor - Rich Decker has created a bright, clean and airy space where they actually like their clientele!

Loser:       Equinox Fitness - You guys keep taunting us with opening in the Hamptons.  Until you do you will remain on the loser list!  If you open out here next year, we'll talk!


Hamptons Celebrity:
Winner:   Jimmy Fallon - He's now a Hamptons home owner and you'll see him tooling around town year round.   He's taken over the Tonight Show and invigorated it with his own brand of humor and made it his own.  It's the same way he behaves at restaurants and stores around town; friendly and approachable.   Why can't all celebrities be more like Jimmy Fallon!?

Loser:     He's Chevy Chase and you're not... and neither is Jimmy Fallon!  That is a good thing. The humorless and unfriendly failed talk show host, unemployed sit com star and father in law to a midnight swimming lad who had the town searching frantically at night for his whereabouts is nothing like Fallon.   Hey Chevy, if you're not busy maybe you can finally make "Snow Day 2?"

Hamptons Media/News source:
Winner:  Hamptons Magazine  - The biggest and the best and the only one that doesn't take resort living too seriously.  Hamptons magazine is the fun yearbook for the East End and the only one I know people actually talk about during the summer!  "Hey, you were on the list!"  Hint!
Loser:     Hamptons Chatter -  Inconsistent updates with a bad layout and too snarky for my taste!   Besides does anybody read that blog anyway?


Fashion Statement:
Winner:   Vineyard vines - Their polos are stylish and reasonably priced!  It's cool preppy chic and you can't buy them at TJ Maxx.   Not that there is anything wrong being a Maxinista!  It's also not
contributing to Polo-fication of East Hampton.

Loser:  Crocs -   If I have to tell you why, then you shouldn't be reading this blog!

Friday, August 15, 2014

BLOCKING THE BROKER BULL AND HOW WE CAN STILL SAVE THE HAMPTONS!

I've always wondered what the owners of those 10, 20 or 30 million dollar homes in the Hamptons would say if they knew that the "power broker" agent they hired, rarely accompanied showings in their home?!  While not all of these brokers do it but it's more common than you think!     In my opinion at least 50% of brokers go ahead of time and unlock the home or leave a key under the mat.    Seriously!   Think about it.   If they have say 40-50 listings and they're as busy as they're telling you, how can they possibly be there to actually "SELL" the house.   Nobody knows a house better than an owner, but it's an agents job to be there and explain why the home is worth it and actually earn their 6%!

Kevo lock...tells you who is coming and going!
So what is a seller to do?  Well one solution that I encourage is to install a KEVO Keyless entry system.   This nifty system retails for about $220 dollars on Amazon and allows you to unlock your door just by tapping on it, thanks to Bluetooth technology that will detect the smart phone in your pocket or a fob for those less tech savvy.   The best part about this is you can also give "e-keys" to your agent, friends, workmen, whoever to let them in when you're not around.  It also keeps track of who is coming and going and when.    It's a good way to see if your agent is really showing your house in addition to telling you when and how often.  

Meanwhile, if you're reading social media of any sort you probably noticed it's crankville here on the east end.   The locals say the summer people are nasty and rude and the summer people say the same thing in reverse.    Either way, it's tense out here and it's something my friend on Facebook "Robert" called "S.A.D." - Summer Affective Disorder.  Although I've gotten accustomed to this seasonal fatigue we have a new honor here on the east end,  Conde Nast Traveller placed the Hamptons in their "Top 10 Undfriendliest Places" in the U.S."    It's enough to make someone move to Asbury Park... NOT!    But let's be real here.  It can be unfriendly but it's not too late.   I'm asking everyone who reads this blog to take the following few steps and we can turn the Hamptons into the Stepford of beach communities in no time!

1 - Say "thank you."  - Nobody is entitled to have a door open for them unless they're going into K-Mart's auto doors.    If I hold a door for you, it's not an admission of your entitlement or my own social guilt.   It's just a matter of being human!    So pay it forward, just say "thank you!"

Yes, Johnny is just adorable!
2 - Don't expect others to tolerate your bad behavior or that of your children! - True stories here.... Scenario 1 - I tell a small child not to step in the busy street while their parents are busy staring into Tory Burch, as the parent rushes I stop the kid from going forward to which the little spawn screams "Don't tell me what to do, you're not my father."   NICE!  But what's worse is the father doesn't say thank you or apologize for the kids obnoxious response!   Hmmmm.   Scenario 2 - local bagel store starts making my bagel for me when I stop the clerk and say it's not what I requested and correct the order.   When checking out, I say to the worker "sorry for the confusion."   But rather than say, "no problem," she grunts and continues to ignore me!   I wasn't rude so don't be rude to me!   Golden rule folks, treat others as you want to be treated no matter who they are and what car they drive  (YES, having driven both a Ford Taurus and a BMW there's discrimination on both sides).

3- Smile and lighten up Frances! - It's summer and it's the Hamptons folks!   DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY WE ARE?!   There's nobody launching rockets at your house or depriving you of your ability to shop Citarella!   Take a deep breathe, enjoy the moment and realize you're in one of the most spectacular places on the planet!    Life can be a beach you just have to let it happen!